“I would cry in space.”

— Dan Meth

“Flipper was the most unpretentious dolphin.”

— David Karp

“I’m always the small spoon.”

— Peter Vidani

Pretty.  I think I might just make this anyway and pretend it has nothing to do with weddings.

DIY: Bird and Flower Garland | Once Wed

Fake Wedding Pictures

Anyone interested in putting on a wedding dress and letting me take pictures of them in the park?

breakfast/lunch.  I finally figured out my ideal soft boiled egg cooking time. (5 minutes)

“I had this album before I had armpit hair.”

— Redacted. Talking about August and Everything After, Counting Crows

That's Not Your Baby

I can’t stand it when people use pictures of themselves with other people’s babies as their avatar.  It just wastes time.  I could be looking at someone else’s wedding dress instead of tracking down some stranger’s baby.

Handshake

Me:Your hands are really soft.
Anthony Carboni:I've never worked a day in my life.

Limbo

It’s really difficult to get motivated to change your life.  Especially when you really liked your old life and you’re just not sure if it’s coming back.

One week after a funeral, these shoes are out on the neighbor’s stoop.

Went to Brimfield this weekend with my family.  I was looking for furniture, but I didn’t see anything that was perfect.  I was really hoping to bring home a Deco vanity, but I did bring home some other amazing finds.  My favorite is the green ladies’ traveling case, the fully functional medium format Zeiss Ikoflex camera, and another not pictured top secret Christmas gift.

Also pictured, two aprons, two vintage slips, four hankies, buttons, buttons, more vintage and antique buttons, vintage basket purse, vintage navy blue clutch, antique typewriter keys, a pair of gloves, antique book from 1885 “City Ballads” by Will Carleton, empty metal frame, vintage lace trim, vintage French romance post cards, small darning egg, two vintage zippers, wooden thread spools, framed “Greatest Moments” set (slightly damaged), and the silver plate flat spoon spreader (perfect for making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with only one utensil).

The beginning of this routine makes me think of Spy Vs. Spy. Also include, mini laser dance.

Janette is simply liquid.  I think she is my favorite.

Brandon and Janette Jazz (via JohnAdamsDC)

The Magic Funk Comb. Watch it.

(no need to watch after 2mins.)

Ade & Janette - Hip Hop (via ub2005)

I am here. In case you need me.

Good morning! I’m on a boat!

GPOYW- Gross Bourbon Street Bathroom Edition.  

There are five funeral directors outside my window smoking next to a double parked hearse and arguing about the economy; specifically how no one wants to pay for funerals.

New Orleans in July synopsis:

masks, graves, beads, alligator heads, voodoo, beignets, alcohol, jazz, heat, sweat, more sweat, more heat, pralines, heat stroke, Bourbon Street, Mississippi river, Creole, prawns, and sweat.  

All in all, best girls weekend vacation ever.  ”I’ve never even had my leg kissed on Bourbon street, six times.”

A few Mississippi photos. Just having a relaxed vacation out on the back porch.