#104 Girls with Bangs
"It is essential that you know that this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement, it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman.  For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman.  In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with one of these haircuts.

When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs.  She’s probably the most popular.”

(via stuffwhitepeoplelike)

I just got a new haircut before reading this.  Now I like it even more.