I made a map of the most interesting ridiculously large roadside attractions in Texas in order to choose an entertaining destination for our (and maybe this guy's) mid-SXSW road trip.  I think San Antonio is the best choice, having some of the most appealing attractions such as the Toilet Seat Museum, The World’s Largest Cowboy Boots, World’s Largest Wooden Nickel, and as a treat in a nearby town The World’s Largest Wheel Barrel!  

And if we are feeling really adventurous we could travel to The Center of Texas. Amazing.

I can’t get to Texas fast enough!